Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

Fauxrensic

Refers to forensic-based t.v. shows that have (for the most part) no basis in truth. They are, in other words, false (hence the “faux”). Found to be highly irritating to actual forensic scientists.

As an actual forensic scientist, I find all of the glaring inaccuracies in those fauxrensic shows to be highly irritating.

by DNAGRL January 15, 2011

fauxmoticon

An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced

Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

by JJJingleheimerschmidt April 26, 2016

Fauxronavirus

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Coronavirus - eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Coronavirus.

Fauxronavirus can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxvid-19 and SARS-Faux-V-2.

Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Coronavirus. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxronavirus!

by Moccodile December 24, 2021

Fagtronic

Adj. Of or relating to homosexuality. But funnier.

Ex. That Elton John shirt's borderline fagtronic, buddy.

by Jaun Peligro April 19, 2006

Fauxrona

Having COVID symptoms after getting your second vaccine.

I’m suffering from Fauxrona

by MPJ88 January 29, 2021

Fauxlonial

Contemporary architecture which mimics American Colonial architecture.
From the French, faux, meaning false.

Alexandria, VA. has an abundance of fauxlonial architecture, as well as some truly historic buildings

by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005