fatstick

A stick that has fat on it. Mostly used for beating little kids.

I beat your two year old brother with your mommy's fatstick.

by Mr. Vader May 8, 2005

fauxtick

An insult used by intellectually impaired boomers to foolishly imply being a cheapskate and refusing to sponsor the platform you use is somehow noble.

"Due to a lack of more witty retorts, I will now debase myself and call you a fauxtick to indicate I have completely lost the argument"

by de1d May 10, 2023

fukstick

A cross between a Fuckhead and a Dipstick.Or bascically a total moron

Byron you Fukstick !!! Git yer pecker out of yur sister and help me bottle the moonshine !!!

by Rocknjmy April 6, 2006

fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

fagstick

a mediocre persian with homosexual tendencies

That butler creeps me out... he's such a fagstick (but not persian)

by lilsteiner February 18, 2009

Fagstick

A girl who is a fag and cheats on her boyfriend. She is often as skinny as a stick.

Chandler is a fagstick because she cheated on her boyfriend justin.

by ricky ricardo jr March 27, 2009

Fauxstack

A false smokestack for aesthetic or advertising purposes. May not even resemble a real smokestack, except in the most abstract way (i.e. tall vertical structure).

Check out the fauxstacks on the new Guthrie. One of them even has a vertical marquee.

by Purple Strife October 13, 2008