Father's Day 

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).

Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.

Father's Day by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018

father's day 

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

father's day by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Father's day 

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

Father's day by Bussyboi June 17, 2018

Father's Day 

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

Father's Day by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

Father's day 

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!

Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.

Father's day by TotallyADealerWhoWantsSumOfDat March 13, 2017

Father's Day 

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers

Happy father's day dad!

Father's Day by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020

father's day 

South African slang used in some parts of the country. Describes a situation at a party / get-together / social gathering where most of the participants are men, especially those in their middle-ages and a bit older. Not necessarily a sausage fest of older men.

In a stereotypical setting, jazz and soulful deep house is the order of the day, expensive whiskies and brandies pouring, and a very decent collection of cars assembled. A small number of women may be there, sometimes wives / girlfriends of some of the participants, or young women being courted.

Piet: "Isn't Sipho holding a chill session or something? We should go I'm bored."

Angelo: "I walked past his house and it's father's day there. Not for me bra."

father's day by bideniscool94 November 7, 2021