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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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oven fathers

((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.
by Walking Talking Dictionary January 7, 2007
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Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.
'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'
by sea_monster June 16, 2013
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Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.
Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"
by .max. June 17, 2009
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Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001
by Dave March 26, 2004
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sam fatherstone

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by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023
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founding fathers

The group of American leaders who signed the Declaration of Independence and/or framed the US Constitution.

The largest gathering of political genius at one place and time ever seen in history. They created a system of government that has lasted for about 230 years. Architects of the most free, most prosperous, strongest country human history has ever seen.

Those who say that the framers of the Constitution were trying to protect the interests of the wealthy really mean that they disapprove of the Constitution because it doesn't authorize redistribution of wealth, economic equality, and communism.

The limited powers of the federal government, separation of powers, and the decentralization of power mean that no one is to be completely trusted with power.

The left, however, believes in political messiahs and philosopher kings who are sincerely committed to the public interest. All you need to do to find permanent solutions to perennial social ills like poverty is to concentrate power in such people. The problem they have with the Constitution is that it paralyzes the government and prevents it from trying to engineer a utopian, fantasy- land society.

However, if you don't believe in political saviors and philosopher kings and believe that people are selfish by nature and always will be, you'll recognize the prudent wisdom of the Founding Fathers in constructing a government with internal checks on its power.
Founding fathers: George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, John Jay.
by proudconservative June 28, 2010
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