fatch

When someone is so fuckin fat, you'd say fatch.

Him1: Ayo, that man looks fo fatch, his fat is even leaking out of his mouth!
Him2: That fucking hideous, man. Why'd you say that?
*That fatch: That's a misunderstanding, it's my saliva!

by strycekpipicek September 27, 2021

fatch

A term used to describe someone who thinks they're clever but ultimately lacks the capacity for intellectual thought... and everyone fucking knows it. Used when someone has proven their stupidity without a doubt.

"That fatch took a physiology class and now thinks I wanna fuck my mom."
"Everyone at my family reunion thinks climate change is a myth, what a bunch of fatches."
"Kevin does not believe in evolution. Kevin is a fatch... fuck Kevin."

by Definitely not Kevin... May 07, 2016

fatch

Fat snatch. It's the area on a fat woman between her snatch and belly button(kinda looks like a giant snatch).

That hooker had the biggest fatch I've ever seen!

by jeepzilla December 13, 2003

fatch

Is a single word for the term 'fat bitch'.

That fatch Cristina got punched in the face by that Jersey Shore lookin skank for kissing her exboyfriend.

by Ummster April 30, 2010

Fatch

Slightly better than awesome, but not quite up to the fatchnasty level. (see fatchnasty)

My project was fatchnasty!

Knaw, it was just fatch to me.

by trailortrashmonkey July 24, 2009

fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fatch

1. Pussy
2. Female Vagina
3. Bitch

1. My fatch is so tight.
2. Your such a fatch!

by Joel Then August 20, 2005