Flatard

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.

This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers

by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008

fattard

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017