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fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.
At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.
by awesome pirate March 9, 2009
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The Fat Lady Sings

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
by G-Union May 12, 2004
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When the clock hits 0:00 on a timer
The coach said "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" In which at first I thought meant the fat bitch at the concession stand until the game was over
by ReconShadow3 November 30, 2021
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fat lady with the bird

1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
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Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.

2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
by Peaknuckle June 9, 2006
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fat lady

The fat lady screamed, rendering the fire alarm useless.
by starsVSroses February 5, 2015
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Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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big ol fat lady

A lady that is so fat that she can’t move on her own
Damn that bitch so much of a big ol fat lady that her elbow has a camel toe
by Fokin Randy May 23, 2023
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