fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.

After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.

by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008

Fratology

The study of all things fratty. This would include, but not limited to, insight into fratty music,fratty wardrobe, game day preperations, formals, frat water, hazing, golf, hating GDI's, and all other things fratty. The field of Fratology is explored and extensively researched by frat daddies across the country hoping to combat douchebaggery throughout the world and continue to exude increasingly higher levels of fratmosphere. The study of fratalogy does not end when one fraternity member graduates from his respectable institution as true frat daddies continue researching fratology all of their lives.

Based off of the Holister T-Shirts, the spiky hair with the frosted tips, the Linkin Park Jaming from the stereo, and the Shmirnoff Ices being consumed, it was obvious that no one in the room practiced or studied fratology.

by Fratty McFratstein May 22, 2008

fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

by antelope al August 1, 2008

Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

faithology

1. A term used by Christians that colonize distant planets
2. The unified belief that Faith is the founding princiles behind religion
3. The belief that understanding can be gained through the use of faith

Faithology is the systematic study of faith--as it relates to Jesus Christ.

by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of Behold the Face October 23, 2003

fartology

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas

I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014

AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023