facemonkey

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

fart monkey

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them

My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.

by catherine mary October 8, 2008

fustmonkey

One who enthusiastically partakes of foul activites, such as licking up a smelly poo/spunk mixture such as may dribble out of a Michael Barrymore's poop chute.

Hey look at Tom, he's such a fustmonkey.

by Jum March 18, 2003

fart monkey

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020

Fartminkergilgamoon

Someone who gets sexually aroused by having their dick farted on by a girl while its in her but hole

Girl 1: Yeah I hooked up with brad last night, he’s such a Fartminkergilgamoon
Girl 2: was it at least big?
Girl 1: Ginourmous.

by Urmomsfavhaydayenthusiast March 6, 2023