Farticle

Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.

Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.

by Mr. LeStrange June 6, 2018

Flag

Get the Farticle mug.

Farticle

A farticle is the word based on the anal withdrawal of smurxys anus

Haha Those Guys Down There are farticle s
@forbidhiqzz

by SmurxyFarticle July 3, 2019

Flag

Get the Farticle mug.

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.

Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Flag

Get the Farticle mug.

Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

Flag