Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

fartblossom

Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.

My sister-in-law Angie is such a fartblossom.

by Sugrad November 15, 2006

Fartooted

Audible fart heard by another person

oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.

I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fartblossom

The brief bloom of blue flame that occurs when one ignites
flatulence as it exits the anus

Look at the size of THAT fartblossom! I'll bet that idiot burned the hair offa his nuts!

by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008

fartblaster

One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.

The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.

by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013

fartblossom

Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor

Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!

by SnotBox October 27, 2008