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The farnham

a bloke who says he is going to retire this year but turns up again next year for work is the farnham
by Baldaucious September 10, 2020
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North Farnham Parish

A church in the Northern Neck of Virginia, U.S.A. that nobody cares about. A great place to do drugs!
Wanna go smoke dope at North Farnham Parish?”
Fuck no! Ashford nearly died there!’
by proto_charlotte April 4, 2024
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Fartham

A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.
Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."
by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011
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Farham

Farham is a guy who has a very great mind as well as a positive mindset and always likes to encourage other people he is also generally very smart.
Random stranger: (his parents died in a car crash) *sigh* Farham: what’s wrong? Random stranger: my parents died! Farham: oh... well that’s life for ya one day you will get a good job and your parents will be proud of you in heaven
by TOD_002 October 5, 2018
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farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
www.farthammer.com . . .
by omfghax August 30, 2004
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Fareham

a place not far from Gosport, but far enough not to let the chavs overspill too much, people that live in Fareham tend to be slightly richer than the Gosport cavaran renting types. They hold down steady jobs within the small town centre with the most expensive form of pay and display car parks. Regular buses run to allow for people to leave fareham as frequently as needed, but most run into gosport so people soon return back to fareham glory.
Go to Fareham you're most likely to get shot than stabbed, thats always a benefit, in gosport they will do both. If you are gay go to gosport the local colleges support free gay love, in the corridors, and the toilets, and the classrooms with the teachers, most of the teachers require sexual intercourse as a form of passing the course.
Sleep with me or you will not pass i.c.t gay boy
if you won't sleep with me, you might as well be from chichester
you're face offends me, go back to gosport
us farehamians are far better than you.
by Fray March 22, 2007
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farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face
If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.
by marqis April 15, 2006
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