Ice Farmer 

1. Someone engaged in the cultivation and harvest of various forms of frozen water, principally in Norway.

Traditional occupation and trade of the majority of Norwegian people, ice is the principal export of Norway, which in turn, is the main supplier of ice in Europe. Those in the trade distinguish 27 canon varietals of ice, with dozens of regional or dialect-based subtypes.

2. Norwegian slang - pejorative - a redneck or country person.

1. Bjorn: What does your dad do?

Dino: He's an ice farmer.

Bjorn: Does he do sludd? (sleet - a variety of ice)

Dino: Helvete! That's just skitten snø! (dirty snow)

2. Bjorn: That Gypsy stole my phone!

Kristin: You sound like a damn ice farmer.

Ice Farmer by helvete March 7, 2013

Mud Farmer 

1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.

2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.

New User: check out this cool video over on youtube lolz!
Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.

The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.

Mud Farmer by JC_STANTON March 12, 2010

Farmers League 

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.

Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.

Farmers League by StuTheDon March 29, 2023

farmers league 

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

farmers league by soepicchill May 23, 2023

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004

Farmer Joe

A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.

Aww man Ben gave me such a farmer joe last night. I couldn't even walk.

Farmer Joe by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021

farmer sisters 

when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)

Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!

farmer sisters by nattychamp123 October 11, 2018