farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

Farcerony

Lying exuberantly; a farce. They particularly lie, significantly, about their net worth.

Daniel farcerony'ed his net worth. He says he has $600 000.00, but his credit card got declined for pepperoni and hot dogs.

by Kingsley Wess July 14, 2020

FarChoo

FarChoo describes a sneeze combined with a fart. Since sneezes are involuntary, a sneeze will sometimes force a fart too. When this happens a farchoo occures.

Simply put : A farcho is when you sneeze and a fart slips out at the same time.

Joe: ::sneezing violently::
James: gesundheit!
James: ::sniff sniff::
James: Dude! Was that your ass?
Joe: Excuse me! I farchoo'd.

by Spider9485 September 29, 2005

parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

by norman156 February 18, 2008

Farch

Farch: a mineral with an odd smell commonly found between bricks and in moist areas like cold rooms and Damp Basements.

Sometimes growing a fuzzy mold that when licked makes you just wanna farch everywhere.

Bro I just ate the Farch it was SO FUZZY bro my MOM CAN'T FIND IT.

by Joenail January 11, 2019

Farcebook

The real definition of Facebook.
Farcebook/Facebook is a comedy which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication.

Farcebook; Profile pictures which make you look beautiful when really you look like the Michelin Man, updating your status to say complete bullshit to make you look like a hero

by BABRILLIANT September 10, 2011

Farced

v. To be made a victim of a retched act of tomfoolery.

M Night Shyamalan farced the FUCK out of those people in The Village!

by ***Smuggling*** Sausages*** May 18, 2009