Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

ferbonating

Ferbonating, v. the act of attempting to think of expressing very awkward items of conversation

Pardon me while I ferbonate to express my innate creativity!

by Skittle-eating socialist April 16, 2004

Fartonite

Substance used by Musicians

"You Boys were on Fartonite!"

by Taranaki Snapper September 15, 2018

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008