A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010
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The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.
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Get the Fabulantantas mug.A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.
For example:
Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"
Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"
by The1Atheist January 4, 2014
Get the Fapulous mug.One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
by Miilo March 31, 2009
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