fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappieren

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

by german_slang December 13, 2015

fappist

A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.

"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."

by Eg' March 17, 2009

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014

fappingly

An adverb, describing an otherwise gorgeous sight (See fap)

"Dude...that girl is fappingly gorgeous."

by barleychugginseed February 14, 2015

fappision

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018