fagstronaut

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.

Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.

by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

False Enthusiasm

An outward expression of interest and excitement while truly feeling indifferent or annoyed on the inside. Typically exhibited in the workplace.

False enthusiasm is when you say to the boss: "Another new tracking sheet for us to use? This is a great tool to help us be more productive! I can't wait to start using it!"

While Thinking: "If I have to fill out one more freaking tracking sheet, I'm going to go insane."

by UrbanGirlInFL June 23, 2009

Categorically False

In order to understand the meaning of Categorically False, one must understand the Categorical approach to defining crimes. Where there are two crimes that may be similar in nature, but defined differently in different areas (Such as "Burglary" and "Shoplifting") then one may or may not be the same as the other.

For example, State X defines walking into a store in the middle of the day and stealing X amount of product from the shelf as "Burglary". State Y defines the same action as "Shoplifting". It is in a defense attorney's best interest to argue that this conviction, especially as it applies to Federal Law (enhancing sentences based on prior convictions), does not fall in the same category as a specified crime.

So, in practice, it means that a reporter asking someone's opinion of whether or not the charges of "drug smuggling" to a relative are true. The interviewee would respond, "Those charges are categorically false". Meaning, this person did something... but not defined in the way you just asked about.

However, in popular culture, people using the phrase Categorically False simple mean "wholly untrue", which is incorrect.

(From Luke Cage)

Reporter: "Have you been questioned by the NYPD about your cousin?"

Councilwoman Mariah Dillard: "Family first Robin. I love my cousin Cornell Stokes. The charges against him are categorically false..."

by My Diction is Reckless July 2, 2020

Failst

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!

Haha dude you are failst.

by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Falsejizz

When someone gets excited over something that will not happen.

Thinking you're going to win the lottery is a falsejizz.

by HonkyPanda March 6, 2015

False Rage

The feeling one gets when they see something on social media (usually Twitter or Facebook) that may be interpreted as racist, sexist, transphobic, etc that resembles anger but ultimately they don't really care. They are usually Social Justice Warriors who just wanna promote their own social media accounts by pretending to be outraged.

False rage also needs no evidence or reason. Any statements or actions that have nothing to do with any social or racial group can be interpreted that way to the minds of people that are clouded with delusional thoughts and over-sensitive feelings.

I am sure that all these outraged people on Twitter are just SJWs who don't really care about what was said or done, just reacting to get views and maintain that "holier than thou" attitude they possess. They prefer to ruin people's lives and then not care 15 minutes later. Their false rage disgusts me.

by Octavius86 December 10, 2019