failitude

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

fattitude

A fat overweight person who loves themselves but is grossly overweight with attitude but dosent have the right to be so.

Someone who likes to be over confident but really isn't and has fattitude

by MUCKSPREADER1 May 2, 2014

Fattitude

Sassy obese women that feel the are equal and somewhat more desirable than thinner women.

Weighing in at 305 lbs, Brenda walked into the room and showed mad fattitude to the thinner models.

by Phia August 28, 2018

fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

by RyMacD May 29, 2007

Faggitude

Noun - The attitude that consists mainly of gay cliches such as rainbows and unicorns. Faggitude may also revolve around miscellaneous gay sex such as ass fucking.

Hete: Don't spread your faggitude to me!

Homo: I guess all those gay motifs I constantly think about could be called faggitude. -starts using word-

by Faggitude Founder June 15, 2008

Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.

Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"

by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

by GinaMina November 13, 2007