Failmaster

To suicide in Super Smash Bros.

Inspired by a wolf using his final smash, only to fall through the stage and die with his landmaster.

"You just failmastered."

"FAILMASTER!"

by FernIH April 6, 2008

tobuscus fallman

sexy ass boy

ohhh tobuscus fallman is a sexy ass boy

by sukkdicc April 14, 2018

Fallasoris

When a tall guy falls on a midget

Anderson = Hey Terry is a fallasoris

by BossFactor101 July 10, 2016

Fallas

When someone has a very stupid and idiotic moment in time.

I can’t believe he locked himself out of his AirBnB without clothes. What a Fallas moment

by Maroosh July 5, 2023

Fallascience

A two-pronged fallacy. First, it's the dogmatic assertion that only that which can be proven by the scientific method or empiricism is "real," dismissing metaphysics, ethics, art, and subjective experience as meaningless—which is itself an unscientific, philosophical claim (making it self-refuting). Second, it refers to the use of Fallacy Fallacies and related meta-arguments specifically to defend the hegemonic system and its ideologies, using the veneer of "rationality" to shut down dissent. It's scientism weaponized as a rhetorical cudgel for status quo apologetics.

Example: "When asked about the ethical implications of AI surveillance, the engineer scoffed with Fallascience: 'Ethics isn't empirically verifiable, so it's not a real discussion. Your concerns are just fallacies arising from an emotional, non-STEM mindset.' He used the armor of 'science' to avoid any non-technical critique of his work."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Fallascientism

A self-refuting logical fallacy and meta-fallacy that declares any claim to be false or non-existent solely due to a lack of current scientific or empirical evidence, while willfully ignoring the inherent limitations of science, the scientific method, and empiricism itself. It commits the cardinal sin of scientism by making an absolute, unscientific philosophical claim—"only the scientifically verified is real"—and then wields it as a club to silence criticism, non-hegemonic viewpoints, and counter-hegemonic positions. It's a rhetorical power move disguised as rational rigor, used to protect dominant paradigms by dismissing entire categories of inquiry (like ethics, metaphysics, or subjective experience) as "invalid" before they can even be examined.

Example: "When she spoke about the profound cultural and spiritual loss caused by the dam project, the corporate consultant hit her with Fallascientism: 'Your "sense of loss" isn't measurable or falsifiable. There's no peer-reviewed paper quantifying this "cultural damage." Therefore, it's not a real factor in our cost-benefit analysis.' He used the absence of a specific type of evidence to invalidate the entire argument, protecting the hegemonic logic of pure economics."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Alfred Fällman

Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.

His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.

Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.

Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”

Affe “ey yo whattup bro”

by Hollson August 31, 2020