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Fallmanize

1.) To methodically go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of paper, with the intention of minimizing storage space required by that file. This may include the cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.

The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.

The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.

Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.

A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.

This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.

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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
by c. mcbryde October 23, 2010
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fallaneze

A word that is used to describe a frog that is in it's young-adult years.
Your toad has become quite the fine fallaneze! Congratulations.
by Dibben April 14, 2008
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fallonized

taking advantage of, borrowing with no intent to return, to sponge, to skulk, mooch, trying to get over, not having money while going out, trying to get free drinks, never willing contribute in any way. Always wanting something for nothing.
I totally got fallonized today, I took you to the store for gas money, you never gave me the money.
by thepacklife October 5, 2009
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Sally Fallonize

Sometimes shortened to Fallonize. To modify a recipe or prepare a dish in accordance with the principles outlined in "the Bible", ie, Sally Fallon's Nourishing Traditions (New Trends 2001). Most often it is applied to the soaking of grain and other seed products in yogurt or another cultured milk product overnight to achieve sour leavening or simply to reduce phytates. However, a wide range of modifications could be considered Fallonization.
Mary: Wow, these pierogi are so tasty. What is it about them?
Tom: I Sally Fallonized my baboushka's old recipe!

Alfonso: This carrot cake is so moist and delicious!
Alice: Mindy Sally Fallonized that shit!
by J'swhey February 4, 2013
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