Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the falafelsmug. by african_juju-plaronga_man December 5, 2016
Get the falafelmug. The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia
Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing
by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008
Get the falafelizingmug. A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.
Origin: North Philly.
Origin: North Philly.
by The Randomness April 2, 2010
Get the Falafelmug. Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?
Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.
Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.
by SoPM February 24, 2012
Get the Falafelmug. by LeaLea June 21, 2005
Get the falafelmug. When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.
Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
by reprobate June 17, 2008
Get the falafeledmug.