the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

fakey

Fakey is one of the biggest Counter Strike hvh players in the EU. He dominates every community server he joins, and he owns every nn since 2017 even though he is one of them.
Never uses minimum damage override.

fakey is the biggest namer ever

by SeemsCrazy13 April 15, 2021

fakey

a bed with pillows and stuffed animals covered with blankets to look like a sleeping person for when kids are sneaking out

My mom came down and the fakeys totally tricked her.

by sleeman95 June 20, 2011

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.

I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.

I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.

by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009

Wisconsin Fakey

right before you make a girl come, pull out and get dressed and go home

I gave Simone a Wisconsin fakey and went home to jerk off

by baraka2112 May 28, 2007