failberry

a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.

guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(

by b_shaw February 5, 2010

farkleberry

This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.

Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.

by slutbaby January 26, 2011

Faceberry

n. to utilize the popular notworking site via blackberry possibly through Facebook mobile or a blackberry Facebook app

andy: yo I'll be waiting by my blackberry for your text!
rana : OK! er... only one problem... i don't have texting...
andy: ... it's ok we'll communicate through Facebook!
rana: you mean Faceberry!

by weredoodle September 10, 2009

Fagberry

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.

Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"

by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011

Fauxberry

Fake Burberry. can be used with all fake designer wear, i.e. Fucci, Fercace, Folce and Gabanna, Fauxlono Blaniks....

Jane's Fauxberry scarf and Fucci purse didn't fool anyone.

by TheDresser October 31, 2009

fauxberry

Used to denote conterfeit Blueberry marijuana.

Usually fauxberry weed will consist of lower-quality weed sprayed with blueberry-flavored tobacco sweetener to make it smell like blueberries.

That shit I got from your "buddy" was fucking fauxberry! It was just schwag with blueberry flavoring!

by dao May 4, 2006

Fauxberry

A fake, barely identifiable fruity taste associated with many popular softdrinks. It's a not quite grape, not quite raspberry taste. It reminds you of more than one thing but nothing in particular.

A new energy drink comes out in a flavor "Razzilicious" The ingredients say artificial flavors. It kind of has a hint of raspberry but there might be plum or kumquat or jack fruit or banana or passion fruit or concord grape thrown in. Kinda like the people staying at a motel who make fake margaritas by buying beer, orange juice and salt at a convenience store. The only word to describe it is simufruit orfauxberry.

by RogueSun July 1, 2009