Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

fake-up

to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family

Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.

by Constromlie February 4, 2009

fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

Fake-up

The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.

Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 4, 2019

Fake up

Cheap, drug store makeup dupes

Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!

by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018

Faked Up

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.

What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!

by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010

fake-up sex

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.

We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.

by Agent Dan April 20, 2008