Fanackapan

'little dear'
Term of endearment, specifically mother to child. Lancastrian in origin.

Don't put that marble up your nose, james, you little fanackapan.

by Alexander Green July 6, 2006

fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

faack

the misinterpretation of fuck. usually yelled at someone.

what the faack are you doing you slut?!

by KatyH. December 26, 2007

fojack

to steal or take something that does not belong to you

What kind of D-bag would fojack a blind guys raybans?

by Heftyjefe May 19, 2009

abdallah fatacky

A famous singer/songwriter, father, author and a wonderful man all around, and he's SUPER sexy...I've never met anyone who isn't attracted to him!! He has a huge fandom, and a lot of twitter fanpages. He is a lover of God and the fine things in life. Super talented and an inspiration to many!

Girl #1: Are you a Directioner?
Girl #2: I don't like one direction, I like abdallah fatacky!!

by TrueGeeflomBeliever_ November 3, 2013

fanjack

Verb - when an online poll is flooded with votes by fans of a particular celebrity, TV show, movie, etc., making the results unreliable. A poll is usually fanjacked after a fan website draws attention to it. A portmanteau of the words fanatic and hijack.

Britney's album was voted Best of 2007? That poll was definitely fanjacked.

by soph1a January 7, 2008

facacked

1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;

1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?

by sassfactory October 1, 2008