fartmeister

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

Faithritism

The favoritism shown to theists by others of their own faith.

Person 1: Hey, I see John got the promotion.

Person 2: Yeah, well, that's only because he goes to the same church as the boss.
Person 1: Damn faithritism. Maybe I'll have to start believing in a deity.

by Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul January 14, 2015

Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.

Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."

by T.S.L. August 1, 2013

faithism

An idea that your faith or religious belief is superiour to other religious beliefs or faiths and that it must be spread either pacifically by migration and high birth rates or violently by holy wars. It also means that faithists, people who consider their religion most truthful, will use manipulative techniques to either lie about their intentions or openly suppress minority religions leading to enslavement or genocides in some cases.

Faithism is racism for religions.

by googlepunisher1488 October 23, 2016

Systemic Faithism

Systemic Fathism refers to the ways that cultural, systems, structures, and institutions directly and consciously promote Faith to sustain or entrench differential (dis)advantage for an individual or group.

“Scripture states that a person can only serve one Master, there is no such thing as “God & Country”, thus the promotion of God & Country is Systemic faithism.”

by AMerican Ethnic October 3, 2020

Faithiest

A theist who's religious persuasion relies solely on faith, regardless of evidence or reason.

I showed her how science disproved every religious argument she had, but she still believes. What a faithiest!

by Ecce Homo March 8, 2009

Faithsturbating

This is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based assertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to reassure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. This often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

Masturbating your faith beliefs in public.

The god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their "holy" book and generally Faithsturbating all over each other. It was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore

by tekphreak January 1, 2012