A utopia 14 miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.
Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population
Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.
If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.
Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.
You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population
Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.
If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.
Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.
You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
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pretty much the most boring town EVER.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.
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Get the fairhope mug.A small town in lower Alabama full of people who think they rule the world, a bunch of old farts, and a handful of cosplayers. A popular destination to go to when visiting Fairhope would be Mr. Gene's Beans, a small ice cream shop in the downtown region. This city is referred to by some people as "Fairhopeless". When you head out of the downtown area, you will be seeing only cow pastures and fields full of cotton or corn. After heading out of the city, you'll come upon a town by the name of Daphne, a larger city will much more black people and a little less friendly.
"hey you wanna go downtown Fairhope?"
"no way, last time some cosplayers ran in the street and an old fart tried to hit me with his cane!"
"no way, last time some cosplayers ran in the street and an old fart tried to hit me with his cane!"
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