Internet Fairies

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).

I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.

by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011

test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021

Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.

Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.

by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010

failing up

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Failio

A person who fails.

Oh my god, your such a failio for misspelling your own name on a test.

by 3mikee_ January 9, 2009

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

fazlie

The name fazlie is a sweet talker. Normally have soft tan skin and good asian look. Can make any girl fall for him. Loyal with love. The partner will laugh everyday they're together. Can be a bit annoying sometimes. Will solve many of the partner's problems. A great cook. Great in gossiping !

A : i so want that man!

B : no bij that's fazlie. he won't look at u. He has a girl. Don't even bother trying.

by Katyytheruler January 13, 2018