Failsome

1. The opposite of awesome.

Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").

Not sure if this chocolate & cheese ice cream is going to be awesome or failsome.

by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010

faildogs

The canine equivalent of lolcats. Usually consists of photos of dogs in various amusing situations along with a bolded FAIL.

"That faildogs photo Rob forwarded me is hilarious, take a look!"

by TheAnonymous December 9, 2008

Failcom

Pseudonym of the company game development company Funcom, creators of Anarchy Online and Age Of Conan. This name is widely regarded as the true identity of Funcom even within the company. Funcom owns the domain failcom.com which leads directly to their homepage...because they fail.

On of the developers at Failcom says class balance is working as intended.

by Eiser October 15, 2008

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

Failcom

A company that doesn't learn from its past mistakes, has very limited talent, releases an incomplete product, lies to its customers, makes false promises to its customers, and charges its customers' credit cards even after the customers have cancelled the service. Derived from the company Funcom which has all of the above criteria fulfilled.

"I hear Failcom wants to develop an expansion to that POS Age of Conan."

by plmokn October 3, 2008

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

failbomb

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.

This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.

by Ardvaark March 31, 2014