A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.
John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.
by vaeren April 25, 2009
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When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.
Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.
by che17 December 9, 2008
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Smoking is failschool.
Failschool. (upon watching someone drop their pudding, etc.)
Smoking is failschool.
Failschool. (upon watching someone drop their pudding, etc.)
by Mingolando March 9, 2009
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b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
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My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA
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