Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

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Gordon Freeman

The greatest scientist who has never lived.

I would really like to read Gordon Freeman's fake thesis entitled "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array."

by The Wry Wordsmith November 3, 2007

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john freeman

John Freeman is the star in the action packed thriller 'Half Life Full Life Consequences' written by squirrelking. He is Gordon Freeman's brother and went on an adventure to help him where he was.

John freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

by that one guy you saw once November 2, 2013

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Hershey Facemask

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

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