Fallen Kingdom

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
And that was when I ruled the land

It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine calls my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land
x2

guy1: hey bro, you remember fallen kingdom?

guy2:NO WAIT DON-

guy3:I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay!

by MinecraftMan2:ElectricBoogaloo February 21, 2020

Fallers

Fans of the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls.

"Nikki told you she has a crush on Dipper? OMG all of our friends are Fallers now!"

by Tom the Fanboy July 6, 2013

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

Fallen Kingdom

1. A beautiful minecraft parody of Coldplay's Viva La Vida

2. A slang used when someone takes away something from someone that impacts the person a lot on a physical or psychological manner

1. Fallen Kingdom is the best song made in existence.

2.Everything was going great but Karen pulled a Fallen Kingdom on me!

by yeeter of the seven seas June 27, 2019

Waking the Fallen

Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard that A7X album Waking the Fallen?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's their best one!

by futbolfan May 17, 2009

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007