farturd

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

Facturate

A redundantly accurate fact.

What goes up, must come down, to the ground. It's quite facturate.

by backotruck May 15, 2012

The Faturdays

A group of overweight girls dolled up in short dresses and killer heels, with hair extensions, false nails and false lashes. Fake tan and cellulite complete the look. Can be spotted drinking alcopops or cocktails in bars across the UK every weekend.

Look out lads, here come The Faturdays!

by Geester September 12, 2010

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )

Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"

by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008

Fakturd

A fucking retarted turd.

Justin Bieber is a Fakturd .

by Shietz July 1, 2016

facturate

the act of putting in work to acquire what you want

At the library...
Guy 1: "Look at that guy over there, he's been studying for 8 hours"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Carlos, he's always facturating"

In the club...
Guy 1: "Yann's been hitting on that chick for the whole night"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's what he does. He facturates"

by foulkeslaan June 19, 2019