facefight

the act of fighting or dissing someone over facebook wall posts/status/photo comments

man why are those two chicks not talking?

cuz they had a huge facefight last night

by 69master69 December 6, 2007

Facewipe

The act of clean-up after beating one off to Facebook

That was nice. I'd better have a quick facewipe. Nobody will ever know

by Mr Knish October 19, 2008

Facetigue

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.

You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.

by SoOverIt February 14, 2010

facetigue

Pronounced---face teeg.

When ones facebook posts are so frequent and banal that friends block the feed.

Why did I block you----facetigue.

by Benrums0n July 22, 2012

FaceWine

When you FaceTime with your best judy and drink a whole bottle of wine.

Last night me and my bestie FaceWined since all the bars and restaurants are closed.

by Nurse Jackie February 2, 2021