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facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.
"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"
by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008
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Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.
" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator
by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009
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Facehaters

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.
Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.
by Ooganden January 25, 2009
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Facewater

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by Thomassen May 7, 2010
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facespacer

someone who uses both facebook and myspace
sam: you gotta facebook?

jill: you gotta myspace?

jax: ITS ALL GOOD BABY! I GOT BOTH YOU FORGET IM A FACESPACER BITCH!!!!!!!
by jibbarousseau May 30, 2009
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FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.
Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.
by ghi07 July 20, 2012
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Facespacers

1)People obsessed with myspace and/or facebook always getting on and posting useless blogs about everything they do or experience.

2) Picking fights on myspace and/or facebook

3)anything dealing with myspace and/or facebook
"oh yeah you read that from where?" "Myspace and facebook." "oh me two, me threee"

stupid facespacers...
by Iden Envy December 13, 2009
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