FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

by Markirus October 20, 2009

faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008

faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018

faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.

Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!

by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008