facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.

Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

by fortunecookiewriter May 6, 2010

Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

by juicypirate June 20, 2009

facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

by nomis33 July 20, 2011

Facemance

When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!

Nice Facemance on social media with your daughter!

by persiztence July 8, 2018