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Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.
"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"
by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009
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Facehaters

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.
Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.
by Ooganden January 25, 2009
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facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.
Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."
by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007
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facepalmer

a person who facepalms others
Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!

Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*
by last_name_left July 23, 2009
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FaceIMer

The art of precision recognition when a FaceBook friend becomes active. The assailant waits in anticipation of the victim to become logged on, then BAM an IM of "hey, you there?"
Why are you following me I just want to check some updates and there you are to announce you have recognized I am on, stop being a FaceIMer
by Tonecapone April 13, 2010
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facename

A social media account where the name of the account is the owner's name, and the profile picture is a photo of the owner's face.

While not inherently wrong, this may be viewed as odd by some communities who primarily use avatars unrelated to their real-life form to express themselves online.
I just got followed by two facenames... why the hell are they interested in my posts?
by The Bugs Are Back April 24, 2025
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