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FacebookFriday

When you have nothing better to do and spend a friday on Facebook.
I think tonight's going to be another FacebookFriday
by tdown21 January 8, 2010
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Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.
It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.
by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009
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facebookanxiety

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
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facebookini

searching facebook for friends of friends who might have bikini pictures with no privacy setting
It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.
by highway61 November 14, 2011
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Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
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facebookligious

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!
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Facebookicide

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide
by superfunhappyslide May 22, 2009
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