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faceborked

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.
Grr! I just got Faceborked!
by TKravos August 25, 2008
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Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009
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FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant
Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.
by Caiayna March 17, 2019
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faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".
by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
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Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.
The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger
by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010
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facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.
Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!
by mountainfire August 24, 2008
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Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.
"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."
by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009
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