fwapa

what you say when you hit someone or poke someone. most likely its intended.

*hits someone lightly* fwapa!

by Spike obsessed21 June 5, 2005

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 14, 2008

Fwampy

To feel tired and run down.

Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.

by AaroniousLamm January 3, 2010

fwap

Fwap is a slang term for male masturbation. The origin of the word is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for Furiously Wanking At Porn. It is in common usage amongst the b3ta web community.

A; Where's person c
B; Oh he went to his room
A; Oh fwaping again no doubt

by arseaboutface December 6, 2006

FwarPz

state of cantilopez raining from a SHOE

Oh my god, fucking FwarPz.

by MaNdErZ November 29, 2003

Fwampi

To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.

To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:

by Lyktotally February 17, 2005

Fwampi

To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.

Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.

by Eileen V August 31, 2005