Futt

when you fuck a butt so hard it turns red and starts to bleed

i gave josaline a futt last night

by plastic mailbox April 27, 2009

futt

another way of saying fuck

hey you, you wanna futt

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

Futt Buck

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.

His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.

by Eddy April 11, 2005

Nuggle Futt

an ingrown hair on a squirrel's nut

Person 1 : dude look at the Nuggle Futt on that squirrel !

Person 2 : eeww that is totally gross !

by Emance August 6, 2010

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

futt hater

the gremlins that provide customer service for the evil company that identifies with the title ‘webster dictionary'. these types of people hide behind their computer device screens and deny people the right to provide the world with real meanings to very real phrases.

he is such a futt hater

by americarunsonfutt1776 July 13, 2022

Buck Futt

Same as Futt Buck, just with the words reversed as well. The "clean" way to say "Butt Fuck"

You stupid buck futter!

by NecroSen September 21, 2005