fuckton
An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.
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Fuckton
An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.
Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.
Fuckton by therightword July 10, 2010
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Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
A FUCKTON OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
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