1 definition by SIUnitMaster
Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
A FUCKTON OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
by SIUnitMaster October 6, 2011