fuck me sideways 

1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.

2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).

3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.

1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.

2. You've really fucked me sideways.

3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways

fuck me sideways by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

Fuck me sideways 

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."

Fuck me sideways by mhcrose August 27, 2006

Fuck me sideways 

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.

Fuck me sideways by Solanas69 April 4, 2019

Fuck me sideways 

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally

*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"

Fuck me sideways by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

fuck me sideways 

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

fuck me sideways by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

fuck me sideways 

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.

Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.

fuck me sideways by whatever you want it to be April 19, 2005

Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

Fuck me sideways! by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006