Zoinkle Floinkled

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.

Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what

by Lucarioplayz97 November 1, 2022

FTLOG

For the love of God!

When people are getting on your tits and you've had enough...

Friend One- "Blah Blah Blah.."
Friend Two- "FTLOG Can you shut up!!"

by Leopold the 3rd April 17, 2008

Floigery

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.

Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris

by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

Floich

Floich is a verb. It means to stay up longer than one should on the internet, knowing that work or other responsibilities are coming in the morning.

"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".

by Rick from Canada March 12, 2009

ftlom

for the love of money

All ftlom, those greedy bastards

by Delmasdddhkdj;bdelmas November 7, 2018

ftlog

Acronym for "For the love of god"

Amanda: "John just posted a picture of himself hairy and half naked on Facebook"

Kristin: "ftlog"

by buttermonkey September 14, 2013

floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.

I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.

by franko jim August 24, 2006