foomb

Frequent Omission Of Multiple Bases

The practice of having full knowledge of a complete array of possibilities but consciously ignoring or discounting certain supports for the sake of furthering a personal agenda toward an explanation.

Politicians engage in the foomb all the time... as well as religious zealots that try to discredit 'competitors' or their 'enemies'.

by Sabeechen May 22, 2006

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009

Foohan O'Doohickey

A leprechaun who screws your mom as you sleep.

Oh shit, Foohan O'Doohickey screwed James' mom last night.

by Ammz September 1, 2010

footmuff

a right smelly vag, resembling the smelly of athletes foot on a hot day, occasionally causing flies to swarm

"oh Josh, Boris gave Beatrice a right bad case of footmuff"

by mariahtiamay April 28, 2022

Foonman

A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.

Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".

by Foonman July 19, 2010

FOOMAL

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010

foom

Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.

Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!

by junglee_janwar May 14, 2015