n. A crap that is so painful in processing, that it feels as though one just gave birth to a thoroughbred. Bonus points if the crapper takes the #2 in Lexington, KY or otherwise the turd in any way resembles Edie Arcaro.
Holy crap! I ate 8 wedges of Laughing Cow Creamy Swiss cheese 3 days ago and it finally caught up with me today. I dropped a bowl foal this afternoon - "Pressured, dueled inside, ridden out"
by Justice April 23, 2005
by Doctor Grbfllgsk January 10, 2018
Like a mare giving birth to a foal, this is the dump involving pain, blood, shaky legs and the ushering into this world of a large brown thing.
Point me to a bathroom and say a prayer for me. After carrying it around for three days I'm past ready to drop a foal.
by The Gnome of Zurich March 31, 2017
When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,
by Yellowbedwetter November 11, 2019
A demonic creature that you should never feed after midnight . Reminiscent of the gremlins that plagued children’s nightmares of the 80s , 90s and 2000s this scaly beast will never be caught out in the daylight and serves a purpose of cradling slices of bread until they grow mouldy .
You shouldn't go to your friends house at this time of night there might be a sickly foal from brown desert outside .
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021
It still strikes a chord with Esme even all these years later that sickly foal from brown desert was the first from which Carlisle drank .
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021