Flooritos

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

by minus john April 19, 2009

floorito

What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.

Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.

by Shady McCool March 6, 2011

Florist

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019

Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

florista

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

by Harry Day March 13, 2010

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

by rogos August 3, 2009

Floristat

When you shit to much that you feel the pain around the side of your pelvis

Dayum, Vic, I just got a Floristat from releasing too much poop

by Reloading wits May 13, 2016